You’re so chamomile!

What does your tea order say about you?

It’s national tea day so of course we have to honour all the good cuppas today. What better way than with a fun commentary of what all your favourite tea flavours say about you. Of course, this is all fun and games and should be taken with a pinch of salt since here, we take our tea with no sugar…

Peppermint - You like the simple things in life and find the joy in the mundane. Most of your days look the same, but every once in a while, we might find you on a wild exotic holiday or skydiving, just to switch things up!

Green tea - You don’t drink for pleasure but out of necessity. You are very focused, organised and like structure. You spend your free time sharing why you switched from coffee to green tea. You go to sleep at around 10pm every evening after digesting your 8pm cup of green tea to debloat from a day of green juices, matcha and açai bowls.

Camomile - If you drink this in the evening, you are the most calm person to be around and talking to you feels like a warm hug. But if you drink this in the morning, you probably spend a lot of time alone with your head in the clouds, you take regular naps throughout the day often find yourself asking what the date is today.

Iced tea - You don’t actually like tea, but you are trying to get off coffee and this is all you can manage.

Matcha - You also don’t like tea, but you are in your wellness era and this suits your aesthetic more than a cocktail right now. You might take a few pics with your green cup but you never really finish it all.

Ginger tea - You are super competitive and will probably eat a scotch bonnet pepper whole to prove a point. You are quite head strong, but find comfort in achieving crazy goals and are always challenging yourself to do better.

English tea - You like things the way they are. You drink your tea with the same mug, in the same place, at the same time everyday. You are a variant of coffee drinkers who are not themselves before their routine cuppa. You have a very precise way of making your tea with what you call the perfect water to cream ratio and even if someone tried to make your tea, you will probably redo it yourself. You are generally unproblematic but will happily engage in physical altercations with anyone who heats up their water in the microwave.

Berry tea - You are the most fun person to be around and if you’re not creating something super cool, you are making someone laugh. Even though you may be social, you appreciate your space and drinking your fruit tea is a moment to decompress which you look forward to.

Chai - You are generally a respectable person that people can get along with, but you’re not someone to be messed with. You possess a quiet confidence and fiery attitude - you will always win any debate you enter with class and wit.

Hibiscus tea - You are not like other girls, but you are also the biggest girls girl. You are constantly on a quest for self discovery and sharing the latest health benefit you learnt from either a book or tiktok. You can spend days without your phone trying to connect with nature, but you also make the best social media content!

In all honesty, I drink every single one of these teas and most of these points are also true to myself. This was such a fun blog post to write and I look forward to writing more like this! Make sure to subscribe to our newsletter via email below to get updates on new blog posts!

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